Hey, it's me, the flunky. Ever wondered what kind of hotness wrote all that Retrofemales stuff. Well, behold:

That's her on the left. Alcohol is COOL!

And of course, here she is with the future Mrs. Stansbury. And the three future ex-Mrs. Stansburys.
When I first saw the picture, I said to myself, "I'd hit that, I'd hit that, I'd hit that, I'd hit that, who's that loser in back?"
A lucky jerk, that's who. Cause he's in the same time-zone as the Benz.