HUMP DAY
Today is hump day. Take it as you will. It is a great day for me because it ends my week of being a cock waitress. When I just wrote that, "cock waitress" all of the sudden I realize that it's so true. You wait on a bunch of drunk cocks. I think I'm seriously way over the service industry. Not that I want a lifetime achievement award in trucking disbatching or anything. School starts on the 22nd. I will be chipping away once again at that fabulous COMM degree.
My trip to Chicago was fun. I didn't do much. I shopped on Friday and went out Friday night. We went to a grand opening of a club. One of the girl's my friend works with was having a going away party thing there. There were about 20 people. We got to walk straight in. I guess she rented a spot in the bar. V.I.P. is lame by the way. So we walk over to this roped off area consisting of a couch and two bottles of Grey Goose. We all sat down. Anna and I were deciding what to go get from the bar to drink. Some guy that we were with came up and asked both of us for $60 each. I can only imagine the look on my face. I turned to Anna and the guy and said. I am not paying $60 bucks to share 2 bottles of vodka and sit on a couch with strangers. It's not even top shelf vodka. I got up and walked to the bar. Sure enough free shot immediatley. If you are female and going to a bar you are destined to get free drinks. Use innocent resources in doing so until they run out.
My trip to Chicago was fun. I didn't do much. I shopped on Friday and went out Friday night. We went to a grand opening of a club. One of the girl's my friend works with was having a going away party thing there. There were about 20 people. We got to walk straight in. I guess she rented a spot in the bar. V.I.P. is lame by the way. So we walk over to this roped off area consisting of a couch and two bottles of Grey Goose. We all sat down. Anna and I were deciding what to go get from the bar to drink. Some guy that we were with came up and asked both of us for $60 each. I can only imagine the look on my face. I turned to Anna and the guy and said. I am not paying $60 bucks to share 2 bottles of vodka and sit on a couch with strangers. It's not even top shelf vodka. I got up and walked to the bar. Sure enough free shot immediatley. If you are female and going to a bar you are destined to get free drinks. Use innocent resources in doing so until they run out.
posted by sarah at 9:32 AM Permalink
1 Comments:
good one. funny how vip is stupid. definitely always get the free alcohol. who drinks vodka anyway, unless it's top shelf. at this point in your life, if you aren't drinking top shelf, it better be free. Same goes for beer, if it's not the good stuff,forget it. well, now you know vip is lame and that everyone there is pretending to be ultra cool but are really bored to tears. it's all of of us "low lifes" on the bar floor who are having the best time. same goes for "grown ups". i have more fun eating at red lobster than i do at the presidential club restaurant on the top floor of our largest hotel. p.s. red lobster serves a lot of top shelf alcohol and good beer too. have a great weekend.
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